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* The Abuser Beta v0.5 by Andrew Vessey and Lazarus Multimedia Publishing *
* 		     Copyright 1996 Andrew Vessey			  *	
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The Abuser beta version 0.5 is a 'handy' little insult generator. When run it 
places an icon in your Win 95 or NT 4.0 system tray that can be clicked for 
instant insult production! Right click the icon for options...

New to v0.5:
@ Can now save your insult archive to a text file.
@ Implemented insult options fully
@ Can now choose the number of insults generated when the generate button
  is clicked

Coming in v0.6 (hopefully):
@ Random insulting Win95 Start/Shutdown screen option
@ More insulting words & options
@ Cool stuff

INSTALLATION
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Simply extract everything to any directory and it will be installed. A real
installation program will come with the 1.0 version.

REGISTERING
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The Abuser beta can be registered for a mere $2.00 which is at least a few
dollars cheaper than the 1.0 version will be when it arrives later this summer.
And, if you register now you'll get all the updates up to and including 1.0
for free. Weeeeeeeee....

Send money to:
Andrew Vessey
2933 Cara Ct.
Blacksburg, VA 24060

For more info send email to avessey@vt.edu

After July 30, 1996 there will be new addresses so email me in advance if
you wish to send me anything around then...

THE ABUSER SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED TO THE USER ''AS IS.''  LAZARUS 
MULTIMEDIA & ANDREW VESSEY MAKE NO WARRANTIES, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, 
WITH RESPECT TO THE SOFTWARE AND/OR ASSOCIATED MATERIALS PROVIDED TO 
THE USER, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ANY WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY, 
FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND AGAINST INFRINGEMENT. 

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY -- LAZARUS MULTIMEDIA & ANDREW VESSEY SHALL NOT 
BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIMS OR DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING PROPERTY DAMAGE, 
PERSONAL INJURY, INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY INFRINGEMENT, LOSS OF PROFITS, OR 
INTERRUPTION OFBUSINESS, OR FOR ANY SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL 
DAMAGES, HOWEVER CAUSED, WHETHER ARISING OUT OF BREACH OF WARRANTY, CONTRACT,
TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), STRICT LIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE.